Christian Unified Schools Open? No

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Christian Unified School has 3 campuses. Sadly, the attendance rates at the southern campus have gone down over the past few years. At the beginning of this year, the amount of people at the west campus dropped after the sixth grade class of 2020 graduated. People have been very suspicious about the sudden closure of these schools. We have gotten some inside news from from an anonymous tip from an ex-teacher at the east campus, who left due to the sudden drop of attendance. "Many people have stopped coming. We are still unsure why. Maybe it is because of the bullying that has been happening to the middle school students, by the high school students. We are still fixing this situation, and we should be back to normal in no time."

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