SCP-864440.
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The story of "SCP-864440" started 4 months ago where the SCP Foundation contained it inside a chamber SCP-864440 was found in the desert staring at some kind of guy who was scared of life of SCP-864440. SCP-864440 is cable of saying "I'm a man" when SCP-864440 says that it is quite deadly. One of the guards's head exploded because they didn't cover their ears while
SCP-864440 said those 3 words. SCP-864440 Object Class:Keter and is known for killing by saying "I'm a man." We once interviewed SCP-864440 using a Class-D for testing.
Subject-8323242 in the interview with SCP-864440 died because SCP-864440 said those 3 deadly words "I'm a man." The SCP Foundation needed to end the testing and the interview and considered that SCP-864440 needs to be locked up at all times. And during the testing or interview the test subjects needs to wear headphones that blocks the 3 deadly words
SCP-864440 uses to kill with. While testing SCP-864440 it sees calm and friendly the longer you speak with SCP-864440 the more aggressive and deadly it becomes. While SCP-864440 becomes aggressive and deadly the subject needs to wear these special headphones to avoid the 3 deadly words it speaks with to kill it's rival. SCP-864440 is also known for being dumb and not understand anything you say SCP-864440 will speak about something else that makes no sense to what you started talking about. SCP-864440 is sentient and violent while being deadly and aggressive at the same time. SCP-864440 will start chasing you while you have your headphones on if SCP-864440 didn't finish the subject off by saying the 3 deadly words. The reason where SCP-864440 correctly comes from is clearly unknown and the reason why it looks like a human is also unknown. The SCP Foundation is still testing and studying SCP-864440 til this day!
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