Police looking for man who stole a kebab

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MAN WANTED FOR STEALING A WHOLE DONNER KEBAB
Police have released CCTV footage of a man who stole a 70lb lump of donner from Tonys Takeaway in Kirkcaldy last night. He ordered a large kebab and then complained it wasn't big enough, after a short argument the wee fanny ran through the back and legged it with a full donner, he was last seen running past kitty's nightclub while doormen and drunk clubbers watched in amazement!
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