Year 7 Covid-19 Schools Pandemic

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They have been spreading around that Borris Johnson has been talking in private to his health care associates that coronavirus for year sevens is both a good thing and bad, this is because they do not get the experience of changing school years with their friends and won't get to see them. They will not be going back to school unless both of their parents or carers work at the NHS . Many have been saying that under 5 coronavirus patients are in year seven in europe so what doesnt this mean for the public? Well, this means that year sevens in particular have a sepcial hormone produced and is stopping them from getting this virus. Meaning we nearly have an antidote. But for the public this is a secret as it is not admitted my the goverment.

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