People of Korea and invulnerability
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Scientists have found Koreans have a particular and special gene that would allow them to learn to produce airborne particles through farts that could give humans and animals the ability to live longer. With enough dosage in a 60 year span the lifespan has the possibility to become infinite.
Researchers found the Korean diet involves an abnormal amount of spice, garlic, and other stinky crap to activate such abilities. However, the diarrhea from these explosive farts tend to leave a nasty brown mark on the top of your nose.
Scientists have coined a new term for this problem. The Justus and Francis stinky smelly fatty syndrome and will solve all problems of the world and bring world peace. What a great fart!
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