Coca Cola Bear dies

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Yesterday they found him dead on an iceberg maggots eating at his skin coca-cola employees
say ¨we don't know what you talking about he is alive and well ¨ so the team brought the bear in and they all were in shock over a million coca cola employees had his funeral today at 6:00 in the morning and buried him with old coke bottles and buried him behind the coca cola museum and didn't tell the public yet but a boy named asher wetter was pogo jumping on his pogo stick when he hit the bears arm we found him hours ago but we will bury him somewhere else in remembrance .

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