"An era-defining monster"
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After years of rumors, it has finally been revealed that Michaela is sporting what could only be described by experts as a "big black dong".
The discovery was made yesterday evening as Michaela was coming back from a one-day trip to Paris. She had announced the trip was a sudden decision, prompted by a discussion she had with 1 Minecraft player, Pierre. Passersby at the Paris-Charles de Gaulle airport reported that she was greeted by him and that she bitch-slapped him in the face before re-entering the terminal and taking the plane back home.
The rest of this article could not have been possible without Avinor, for their security footage, and the many people, both staff members of the airport and travellers, that reported this story to us on gntgossip.com
Michaela landed at the Gardermoen airport a little bit before 9pm. Accompanied by her security detail, she headed straight for the women's restroom. But they forgot to check the restroom's occupancy...
Michaela proceeded, not knowing Lucia (the name has been changed to preserve this witness' anonymity) was in the stall next to her. "I heard the stall open, pants being unzipped and then a deafening thud. I glanced under the divider and saw a thicc black shape laying on the ground. I thought it was some drunk guy that got into the wrong restroom's but then they sighed in relief. It was definitely a girl's voice, I had to investigate."
Her testimony doesn't stop there but we don't do porn here (I see you sad person in the back). The rumor has it that the footage (among other things) leaked online.
Having seen it, I can only recommend it to you.
We reached out to multiple sexologists in the Oslo area, providing them with the footage. All of them enjoyed the clip and, after a long discussion followed by even more climaxes, defined Michaela's dick as "an era-defining monster".
We contacted Michaela's agent with regards to this discovery but are yet to hear back from them. This article will be updated accordingly.
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