Oregon Teen Gets Kidnapped By Internet Sensation Lovely Peaches!
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It all began on Saturday night when Oregon teen Miguel Rodriguez received a message from the internet sensation Lovely Peaches also known for her twerking videos all over the internet. It’s said lovely peaches mysteriously contacted Miguel at 9:30pm asking if he wanted to see her be so bad, Miguel politely said no and continued playing ROBLOX. Ten minutes later Peaches messaged him again this time say she would find him and never let him see the daylight ever again. Startling Miguel, he went and told his best friend Autum Garcia and this is what she had to say “I knew peaches was insane but I never knew she would be so bad!”. We questioned the rest of his friend group and all came up with relatively same answers. At 9:57pm Miguel got a knocked on his front door and when he opened it, it was no other than Lovely Peaches herself. She snatched him up in her coochi and ran off in this distance. Luckily police were able to find him before she showed him how bad she was. He was found in an old motel room, no damage was done but Lovely Peaches is sentenced 10 years in prison.
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