Adolescences who go by the names Molly, Paul, Emily and Kayleigh are soon to be illegal!
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Adolescences who go by the name Molly ( this includes Molls or Mollie) Paul (As well as Pauline) Kayleigh and Emily (and Em) will have to legally get their names changed. Why you may ask? Well this is due to an explicit meaning behind the name Paul and Emily. There is also drug misuse in the name Molly. The name Kayleigh is being banned due to it being an offensive name to anybody in the Satanic Religion. By the end of September 2020 all of these children will need their names changed, however adults may still use this name. A letter or text will he sent to all guardians of these children reinforcing this Law.
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