Evan McKinnon Found Dead In His Home
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17 year old Evan Barrett McKinnon was found dead this evening in his home with a giant load of cum sitting in his belly button. Officials say he died from ball contraction after his 15th but today. Investigators also found anal beads up his rectum that look like they have been there so long they have mold on them. More information on this story coming at 1am EST.
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