Bradford lad jailed after escaping from self isolation to fulfil sexual needs
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The latest escapee from self isolation, Haaroon Hussain was jailed today.
The prosecution relied photographic images taken by a passer by of Mr Hussain perving on a lone granny in a cul de sac. Had this passer by not warned him that he was calling cops, Mr Hussain would have entered the premises and done god knows what to the poor granny.
He becomes the latest student at the university of Bradford to be jailed for this offence. Previously, Mr Khan, Mr Jawed and Miss Mohtat were jailed.
Chief constable of Great Horton, Mr Shazad zaday stated, “the public seem to think this is a joke. The government regulations are in place for a reason and West Yorkshire police will do all it can do enforce this. This serves as a reminder to the public to follow regulation or they will be serious consequences”.
Mr Hussain was sentenced at Bradford crown court to castration and was ordered to sign up to the sex offenders register.
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