Local Man Contracts Covid-19, HIV and Ebola
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Local Dover man Damian Begin has recently tested positive for an astounding three killer viruses. Reports are that he has uncontrollable shits, an itchy anus and black toe fungus. It’s unclear where he contracted the three viruses although local residents mentioned that he was mumbling about a Brazilian at some Dairy Queen that could have swapped saliva with Begin.
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