Washington Set To Put a One Hour Per Day Limit On Internet Gaming, citing Health Hazard

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Due to the recent rise in anger management disorders and health problems in young adults and teens, a new bill has been passed to try to help lower the so called score. The House and Senate came together today, voting nearly unanimously to implement new internet restrictions, allowing individuals just 60 minutes a day of login time in total to any computer game requiring internet support. This new law is expected to take place within the next week, allowing time for internet providers to create automatic restrictions for their customers. What’s the next course of action lawmakers have their sites set on? They want to pass another bill making all future video games created to come with an automatic 60 shut off per 24 hours. The hope, they say, is to force people back out into the world and off of the internet.

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