NOA school to shut its doors permanently.
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A North Oxfordshire School is to shut down amid accusations of teachers bribing children. The young teens were coaxed into bringing in bottles of alcohol in exchange for passing their lessons with A grades. Speaking to our reporter, Mrs Butler, 83, said "I wasn't meant to be caught. As teachers, we needed alcohol at lunch time to see us through an afternoon with the spoilt rowdy brats. I'm not going to *hic* make any apology"
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