Unorthodox Coronavirus Cure Expected To Net Millions For Investors With As Little As $100
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A medical breakthrough has been found that has proven to cure Coronavirus, and the method will also net investors millions with as little as $100 investment.
It has been found that adding a proprietary powdered mix to habanero sauce (hot sauce) and heating in a microwave for 60 seconds has had immediate affects on not only curing the virus, but preventing infection!as well.
Prevention requires rinsing mouth with mixture, and rubbing mixture into nose and eyes before leaving the home or interacting with other individuals. While this may sound as idiotic as many of the unproven cures floating around the internet, we assure you that THIS one DOES work.
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