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According to Scientists in California, if you jack off hard enough, your IQ will multiple with in a week. The neurons in your head can connect to more synaps just by touching yourself. Thomas Jefferson, one of our nations greatest presidents jerked off every day. Surpirsingly he was very intelligent, due to touching himself on his erect penis. Men are most likely to jack off more then women, but if your a twitch streamer-- preferably a woman streamer-- youre very smart, which is why gamer girls are over-powered. If by any chance your penis stays erect for a day or so, get help. Dont get help from just anyone though, get your step moms help.
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