BREAKING NEWS:Reports day that Mickey Mouse and hitler became wife and husband/parents.Find Out more below
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Reporters say that Mickey Mouse and hitler were blowing each other in the back of the Dublin donuts when suddenly the condom broke and now they are parents.they ended up giving birth to a sand bag and shoving a rusty spoon up hitlers rectum.
Mickey and hitler got divorced because hitler had sex with there own child”Hitler used there own child”sand bag” as a fury hole and suddenly the sand became red. Next thing you know WW2 happens between Micky and hitler, reason being for not sharing a furyhole and having hardcore sex with the lunch lady in the women’s bathroom.
The last reason is Mickey cheated on hitler because micky had a orgy with the elderly and were 70 yrs and older.Oh yea and other reports say hitler was part of the restive feature but got made fun of “you know why”.
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