Coronavirus Kill Switch Found, Proves that COVID-19 is a Chinese Bio-Weapon
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Crispyland Inc. has made an announcement that their subsidiary company, Crispyland Health LLC., has found a kill-switch for the highly dramatized COVID-19. This proves the conspiracy theorists right in the fact that COVID-19 was a Bio-Weapon released by the Chinese Government in an attempt to wipe all those who oppose the Chinese Communist Party off the planet.
Xi Jinping was immediately arrested during what was supposed to be a visit to Vietnam and has been extradited to the US to be charged and tried in international court on 1 count of "Creating a Virus" 6,492 count of Murder, which is the current amount of confirmed deaths from COVID-19 or deaths from other conditions that were made worse by the virus, and 162,710 charges of attempted murder, which is the amount of combined active cases of the disease and those who have recovered. Xi Jinping will likely face the death penalty due to this.
China is now in a power struggle and the general populous of the Chinese people no longer trust the Chinese Communist Party. A coup is imminent and the rise of democracy in China is inevitable at this point.
Crispyland Inc. has already activated the kill-switch for the virus and everyone should be feeling better within 24 hours.
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