Hand Sanitizer is the new toy of 2020
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Do you want to give your child the best present for their birthday? Studies have shown that the newest popular toy now is hand sanitizer. Children just can't get enough of that sensation of killing 99.9 of germs! "All I want for my birthday is hand sanitizer! I don't want slime or a new video game! All I want is to kill bad germs!" a young boy screams as he is taken to a toy store. A principal from Belsprout Elementary school says, "In school we now motivate our students by giving them their new favorite toy, hand sanitizer! Such an odd toy yet the students test scores have gone up at least 30 more! Such a weird toy." So there you have it. Get your kid a bottle of hand sanitizer as a gift!
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