Coronavirus Can be Spread Through Washing your Hands!
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The best way to cleanse yourself of Coronavirus is to wash your hands with soap and water, right? Wrong! HUMANKIND IS NOT SAFE FROM CORONAVIRUS! As you can see from the title, Coronavirus can be spread through water! Yes, tap water is now deadly. The only way to save yourself from COVID-19 is hand sanitizer and other uncommon substances such as batrachotoxin or chlorine trifluoride. This is a huge problem because as you know, hand sanitizer is very scarce. Dr. A. F. Morgan states, "The Coronavirus is a huge problem and even bigger of a problem is that water cannot save you! As time goes on like this, COVID-19 could kill off mankind!" The only way to drink or use water safely is to add 1 tsp. of asbestos and ricin to each cup of water you use. Even if you add these substances, you are still not safe. Coronavirus bacteria will still linger in the water. Another problem is if COVID-19 bacteria touch liquids, such as water, the bacteria will get even stronger and harder to get rid of. As you can see here, this is a huge problem!
Stay Safe,
Boffola Gambado M.D., Ph.D.
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