Clontarf local shot by Ballymun gang members
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14 year old Thomas Naughten was shot on his way to the Ballymun Shopping Center by active gang member of "The Mun", Noah Gayarse Maxwell. Naoh pulled up in his da's run down, piece of shite 1999 Ford Focus. He opened fire at the teen at 9:30 approximately. All the gang member had to say was(*he spoke in a very obviously fake accent as he's a faggit and was trying to be cool") "Fuck that pussole, that opp got put in a spliff". It is confirmed that the notorious gayarse had 2 other active gang members in the car with him at that time. These 2 members are suspected to be Couch McKebab and David McLikesmen. These 2 were rumoured to have been Noah's hype men/lezzers and had no real impact on the shooting of the teen. It is believed that Naoh was getting revenge on his old enemy after getting his jaw spun 90 degrees by Tom. Naoh is currently facing a lifetime sentence in Gary Boreland's office. Noah has came out and said that "it could be worse' and he is "starting to enjoy the punnishment". All corncerns goes out to Tom's family
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