Young teen found unresponsive in family home due to COVID-19
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The pandemic's global death toll has reached almost 5,000, while the global number of cases has surpassed 132,000, according to the WHO, which is the health agency of the United Nations. About 68,000 victims have recovered, according to Johns Hopkins University, which is tracking the virus.
The WHO declared the outbreak a pandemic as Italy tightened its strict quarantine and the US imposed a ban on flights to Europe.
Meanwhile, the virus has spread to at least 18 countries on the African continent, with Kenya, Ethiopia, Sudan and Guinea all confirming their first cases on Friday.
Here are the latest updates: Geri Nolan 19, From Dublin, Ireland. Has been found in the early hours of this morning unresponsive, with her fingers up her arse & a package of short blue mayfair in her left hand. But leading experts say she has contracted the virus from biting her toenails after standing in dog shite in her bare feet. it's a really sad time mornours say geri was the most annoying cunt to walk the planet earth & we are all grateful for her death and should make this a national holiday thank God.
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