Bananaitis-newly found spreeading disease in America

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Bananaitis is a newly found disease in America. This disease causes you to turn completely yellow and crave all things yellow, light green or banana related. This disease comes from donkeys in Donkey-ville, South America. These donkeys would chew up banana's and spit them into bowls of banana pudding. People in a small town called, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ have a feast every year celebrated the banana tree's. This is now a major problem to all people who eat banana's. If you get eaten in banana splits, banana breads, banana muffins, banana pudding or more then you will most likely die. Sorry. We cannot get sued. For information visit www.bananaitis.https.com.

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