Five rides closing and opening in California parks
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Closing list
5. Silver bullet, The silver bullet is closing because the track was getting old it will close on March 16 2020.
4.Simpsons, this ride will close because the deal with fox is being lost because of disney it will close on April 15 2020.
3. Big thunder, Yes this ride is closing because the rocks are starting to fall this ride will close on November 6 2020.
2. Montezuma's revenge, due to the fact that sparks sometimes form and the ride breaks down the ride will close on March 1 2020.
1. Ghost Rider, this wood rollercoaster is closing because the track is decaying will close on March 7.
Opening list
5. Rocket rods, Disney knows how much people miss people mover so they are putting in the rocket rods the tracks are fixed opens March 1
4. Sky bucket nobody knows why but Disney just said the ride will open on June 5 2020
3. Terminator 3D, it will open where the walking dead Universal knew how much people loved that ride and the ride will have a track opens December 6 2020.
2. Universal Monsters the ride it will be located where the Simpson is it will open July 6 2020
1.Boomerang is coming back to Knotts berry farm nobody knows where, or why opens june 10 2021
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