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If you fart, it realises methane, which causes 10 of global warming, and it is destroying the planet, so make sure not to fart. Breathing is even worse! It creates carbon dioxide, which makes up a whopping 82 of climate change! Save the earth one step at a time!
-Joan Sanderson

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