BREAKING NEWS: SEATTLE SOUNDERS STAR LEFT BACK NOUHOU GOES TO TIMBERS
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 46318 Shares
In a shocking transfer, the Seattle Sounders starting left back (Nouhou) was rumored to have been offered a $2,500,000 dollar transfer fee to play for the Sounders biggest rival, the Portland Timbers. In a recent interview Nouhou stated “I personally have had an absolutely fantastic experience playing, (for the Sounders) but would like to have a new experience at a different club, and see what kinds of opportunities I can get.” Nouhou shortly posted on his instagram that it was the worst decision of his life, and already hates his coaches, teammates, and manager.
-Brendan Wazowski, Soccer News Today
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
trudeau approves new canadian flag design Rumor has it Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, working closely with The Honourable Pablo Rodriguezo, Canadian Heritage minister and Quebec Lieutenant, have finalized the new flag design. Trudeau stated "We are very excited to unveil this updated design which better reflects the direction we are moving the country to" Once approved, unveiling is to take place this year on Canada day.