First Brexit effects will be affecting UK technology
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After last meeting at Downing Street, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has made an unexpected announce. Jhonson, famouse for his "get brexit done" motto, has announced they have set a limit for British technology to be exported outside the UK. Despite technology in the UK have fallen behind their competitors in the US since the 80/90s, when British computers were famous not only in Britain but also in the Continent, there is still some very specific British technology being used around the world, as the Amscreen service by Lord Sugar, or the recently launched Spectrum Next by the Next Team. Such technology can only be sold in the UK from now on.
The Next Team has issued a new update in Kickstarter, saying they will provide updates about the Brexit effect every two weeks from now on. Regarding AMScreen, Lord Sugar, just raised his hand and forefinger when asked by a BBC journalist, who was about to get fired at that very moment, but apparently changed his mind in the last second, cause he turned his hand upside down, and raised his middle finger.
Unionist spokesman has first considered that was a terrible idea, but when told he may put his hands on a Spectrum Next which cannot be delivered to the EU, he has started mumblin "Britain's Coming Home" while leaving the building.
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