MAN CLAIMS HE HAD SEX WITH AN ALIEN
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An 54 year old man in Leeks, England is now claiming he had an "oopsie" with an alien. He also says it was hot, "She had tits bigger than Kim Jenner or whatever." He said after it happened she mysteriously disappeared, probably going back to its home planet. He later confirmed that area fifty one was "using" him. "Them stupid buggers, I think I was actually falling in love." For now that's all we know, but maybe we will find out more about this little accident.
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