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Breaking news: reports of serial masterbator on the run in the mays Landing section of Hamilton Township. The subject is described as 5 foot 11 215 pounds with a chronic left lazy eye. The subject has reportedly had a vasectomy and will beat off anywhere he can to get his “nut” off per friends and family. Residents are urged to keep their pets and indoors because nothing is off-limits per close friends.
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