BREAKING NEWS: The infamous Larry "The cucumber" had his house raided and he was arrested.
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The infamous Larry "The Cucumber" was finally arrested today when the F.B.I. broke down his door and raided his house when he was sleeping. The cucumber has faced 50 counts of murder, carjacking, armed robbery, etc.
He was sentenced to possible death or life in prison without parole.
"The cucumber is a threat to society, hes killed many, I mean this guy is like a veggie-Michael De Santa, but he was taken into custody at his home and is not coming back out to the world."
F.B.I. Director Sandro Clips says.
Written by Mary Ham, writer at Carson News.
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