BREAKING NEWS: Mother reveals son's LIFE 360 location to suspected molester for Victoria's Secret hairspray.
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On the tracking app, LIFE 360, a mother reveal's son's LIFE 360 location to suspected rapist for some Victoria's Secret hairspray. "Well, Timmy didn't matter to me that much and I needed some hairspray to make my hair nice for the girls night out." She says. The child has been kidnapped and an amber alert has been sounded. Authorities are looking for the kidnapper.
By Mary Ham, writer at Denson News.
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