Carrot Patterned Clothes are Now Banned
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At the 2020 Trump Speech, Trump has declared some shocking - possibly even ridiculous news.
Carrot patterned clothes are now banned in America.
This is the worst news of the decade, because lots of people have carrot patterned things.
"I have a pink carrot sweater that I saw on a commercial. This dancing girl named Anna says that her little sister named Lei has one and we should buy it. That's what I did," says 25 year old Olivia Johnson from Oakland, California. "I bought it for my kid."
"I'm considering moving somewhere else...I can't live like this anymore."
-Alexa, 53
"Horrible, just horrible. I didn't vote for him for this."
-Evan, 31
"Why?? No seriously, why????"
-Hannah, 14
"I'm moving to Vancouver soon just to get away."
-Jackson
No one likes this decision, but all Trump says is:
"I don't like carrots."
"You should have voted for me!"
-Hillary Clinton, 72
"This. Is an OUTRAGE!"
-Maddie, 19
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