Weezer Breaks Up After Argument

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Alternative Rock band Weezer has broken up, after a huge violent argument between bassist Scott Shriner and frontman Rivers Cuomo. The argument, according to source and Weezer guitarist Brian Bell, "Was about the line in 'Cold Dark World'-y'know, that song from Red sung by Scott-where he says he'll 'Be there to sex you.'" Apparently Scott Shriner wanted to take credit for the line as his name is associated with sex, however Rivers Cuomo insisted nothing Weezer-related can be associated with the loss of virginity.

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