Insane NASA engineer will nuke everybody!
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Recent events have shown that NASA has decided to launch the Oofhead, the largest nuke to ever be built. As head engineer Dab McDerp states, "Humans suck. They all need to die. The Oofhead will destroy the entire solar system!" It has become evident that McDerp has also created a nuke-safe fort, but the entry fee is 450 trillion dollars. As quadrillionaire Kcaj Iccupar says, "I wish I could save everybody, but I only have a quadrillion dollars. I'm not rich!" We are very sorry for your inconvenience about, you know, the horrible slow death by gamma radiation and stuff, so we recommend saying your goodbyes now.
Written by Noskcaj Thgin
Edited by Nitsuj Ynnhoj
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