SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH OCCURRED?!?!
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ALERT: A SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH AS OCCURRED IN NEW JERSEY AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION!!
It has been reported that so called SCP-096 has breached containment!! Over 50,000 deaths have occurred in the area ever since! This SCP is known to cry for about 1 minute when you look at it, and within the next minute after it’s done crying, it will KILL YOU!!
Ways to protect yourself:
1. Lock yourself in a contained room with a ton of food, water, and quiet entertainment.
2. Turn off all lights.
3. Turn off all power sources.
4. Stay the quietest that you can.
Professionals are currently working to contain the suspect. Stay calm, and you will be okay.
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