Aashaz is a MURDERER!
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Breaking news! Local Bolingbrook resident, Aashaz, at age 13 seems like an innocent child, but he was spotted outside someone’s house with a knife and gun! Eye witness Kyle has this to say about the event: “Aashaz was my best friend, but something came over him and he got his weapons and was standing outside!” It was later confirmed Aashaz killed all Kyle’s LEGOs because he thought they were overrated and wanted to instead play with Imaginext. This has been the news.
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