Shitting makes you taller? Scientists have found...
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Breaking News: College student in California finds that shitting makes you taller.
Shit has an organism called, DEC2, a gene that makes you short. People say that genes are something you are born with but it was scientifically proven that you can actually poop your way out of your short little life. So if you are under 5´4 get your ass onto the toilet and shit your life away.
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