BREAKING NEWS: Studies show that shitting causes genital cancer.
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You heard it right, shitting too much can cause genital cancer. So be careful about where, when, and how you shit. Make sure you're in a clean territory and no more public restrooms. No sticking your hand 'up there' either! That makes your chances of getting genital cancer worsen! You must shit between 3-5 times a day, no more, and no less. If you don't follow these guidelines something could go wrong and you may need to get your genital sawed off.
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