Lucky Charms cerial on recall for dildo marshmellos
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The popular children's cerial was just recalled because of explicitly shaped marshmellos. There were marshmellos explicitly shaped as a vagina, penis, and even a man having anal sex with a golden retriever while shoving a plugged in curling iron down his throat while singing the national anthem. Your probably wondering how we know what song he was singing and we respond by saying there were speech bubbles. Kellogg has made a apologie on social media saying "we apologize for these hilarious mistakes and we will rape and fire whoever's did this". The family who recieved this box of cerial recieved a ten dollar gift certificate for adam and eve sex shop and a mcdonalds gift card that expired March 9th 2004.
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