Local teen in miami florida claims that after he busted “a fat one” saw the truth and became Zeus
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In today’s news yet another fortnite player was beating his meat to the female characters “dummy thicc booty” and when he coomed he claimed the nut was so fat it was on his eyes and mouth but in the darkness saw the truth and became the norse mythology god zeus he is currently being taken to a mental institution after trying to summon lighting with his penis
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trudeau approves new canadian flag design Rumor has it Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, working closely with The Honourable Pablo Rodriguezo, Canadian Heritage minister and Quebec Lieutenant, have finalized the new flag design. Trudeau stated "We are very excited to unveil this updated design which better reflects the direction we are moving the country to" Once approved, unveiling is to take place this year on Canada day.