Hawaii Teen Brutally Plummets To His Death At Fort Sill

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A small-town cadet from Lanai City, Hawaii was last seen attempting to go AWOL before falling to his doom at Fort Sill, Oklahoma State. The US Army is taking no responsibility for the accident. His last wish was to be incarcerated into an organic burial pod, thus becoming a tree in his hometown of Lanai City, Hawaii.

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