Teen boy causes evacuation
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This Monday, a boy by the name of Jack Hollen has gained such an incredible amount of weight, that the floors of the school had started to cave in and crumble as he walked into class. Students on the first floor had reported flakes of the ceiling fall on them as they worked. At lunch, several teens tasted “paint like substance in their meals.” The only explanation could be the deathly chunky male who has roamed and destroyed the beautiful building. Today, the students went to school an hour later than usual, due to Jack falling through the floor in the second floor and getting stuck. His big body had no way to escape, and he passed out. Jack is currently in the hospital, and will soon be to rehab.
UPDATE: tonight jack was caught eating 3 containers of Pringle’s in one sitting. The nurses tried to limit him but he started to growl, hiss and even cause minor injuries such as scratches to the poor nurses. He is now being taken to a mental hospital aswell, but cannot be locked up with any humans because their is a high possibility he will consume them. Please stay safe and hide your kids!
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