All schools in the united states are going to have a new lunch menu
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Hello, this is the national school board for america. We have discovered that kids do not like most of our menus and have been going to home lunch as a result. We have decided that in order to earn more money. We will go to professional cooks to train our cooks. We will also have fast food cookers hired so we can cook tastier food faster. We have discovered that because most people in america do not even care what they eat and have gone to home lunch which is not healthy either, we will feed them what we want for more money. We will be having mcdonalds, burger king, and more companies cooking for our schools soon. We will also be shutting down some school services and hiring their cooks into fast food businesses. We will make it so it will be a different meal each day. This is all information that shall be released to the public for now.
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