The Ever-Growing Issue: How Video Games Are Promoting Pollution

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In 2019, almost everything can be attributed to climate change. With the rise of sea levels, the polar ice caps melting, and coastal citizens having to relocate, scientists are looking for more key components contributing to the increased global warming. A study done by Swiss Engineers in 2004 shows that the global emissions cost from computer-game playing was roughly 20 million Euros, equating to 60 billion tons of Carbon emission, a relatively small number in retrospect. The same study was completed in 2018, by a group of German Lab Technicians, and it showed that the cost had risen to about 45 million Euros, or 100 billion tons of Carbon. This is leading to a direct increase in the depletion of the Ozone in major gaming areas such as Guangzhou, China, and Honshu, Japan (home of the 2018 Counter Strike: Global Offensive championship). As Ozone layers decrease, and greenhouse gases continue to skyrocket, there is not much that can be done besides eliminating all video game playing around the world. Three countries have already called upon the U.N. to forbid the selling of computers and other video-game playing devices, and it is only a matter of time before the United States and President Trump decide to officially ban the world famous sport.

-by Lance Corporal Cashman, USMC (June 2019)

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