KK Downing Announces Sex Change And The Start Of A New All Female Band Starring Himself
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In a stunning move, former Judas Priest guitarist and co-founder Kenneth "KK" Downing has revealed that he plans to undergo a sex change process early in 2020.
KK has announced that he has come to the conclusion that the only way he can escape his past is by starting something new. In a shocking twist, KK will attempt to start an all female heavy metal band once his sex change is complete.
"I'm not sure why this just crossed my mind now after all of these years, but I thought it would be better late than never. I think that, since I have come to realize that I already have a vagina... from all of the whining I have done over the last year about my former band, that was the impetus to go all the way. I suppose I thought, well I already have the vagina I might as well finish up and go all the way".
KK has made recent news with the release of his autobiography last year titled "HeavY Duty" where KK unleashed all of the dirt from his many years of axe slinging in the British metal band. No word exactly on when KK will embark on this journey other than it being in early 2020 but we'll keep everyone informed once we hear more from the Downing camp.
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