Zoo Going Crazy!

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One morning at 8:45am the first animal that escaped was a guinea pig named Bryson he was determined to make a bigger crime by sneaking into the mainframe of the aquarium and using the beluga whales (Teyvian) oooh telepathy and he then went on to crack open the top secret swamp cage and all of the ogres went crazy, the last but definitely not least animal to escape was the fucking black panther named Ju who led the animals into battle and destroy the Planet of the Daxes.

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