Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Shortage Due To Local Boy
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Are you hungry? Wanting to try something new? How about a nice Popeye's chicken sandwich? They say the chicken sandwich is compared to Chick-fil-A sandwich. Well if you live in Corpus Christi you are just out of luck. According to reports in Corpus Christi Tx. they have seemed to run out of chicken sandwiches. How? Popeyes is a world wide franchise how can they run out of sandwiches. Well the answer is simple, a local kid by the name of Hormer Muñoz is the blame for all of this. Eating at an average of 10 burgers per sitting he is known for "gobbling them down without chewing" says his mother. She also claims that he requests them like there is not tommorow "Get me as many sandwiches as you can you fat bitch" his mother quotes. Eating more than your avaergae bear you can bet your bottom dollar that the shortage will continue until his heart clogs.
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