Lily Hancox loose’s virginity to a cow?

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Lily Hancox aka “Lily Handjob” was last seen sneaking into a field full of cattle. The farmer said that he sore “foot prints in the poo” this could mean that Lily could of been trespassing on the farmers land. It is believed the cattle were all young stags and all very horny. The farmer said that “it is possible that one of the stags probably tried to have intercourse with her” Lily’s family members have said ever since that day she’s been a right old moody cow.

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