Idiotic Boy Jumps into Toxic Harbor
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At approximately 7:30 a boy named John Doucette stripped down to his underwear under the watch of his companions Michael Nicholace and Maxwell Gamble. He then proceeded to jump in a harmless looking harbor. But that harbor was not anywhere near harmless. About 4 years ago scientists based in New Hampshire tries to solve the growing problem of bodies of water being filled with waste and trash. The scientists had thought they had come up with a solution to the problem with a chemical that could dissolve the waste and turn it into food for the aquatic life living in the water. As they went to test the chemical they decided to test it on that very harbor this idiotic boy decided to jump in. As they watched the water to look for any type of reaction the water slowly started turning black. The scientists were dumbfounded at this turn of events and fled the scene. Later chemists tested the water to see if it was habitable. The result that came in stated that the chemical had killed off all life in a 20 foot radius around the harbor. The chemists declared that the water is toxic and will be for another 15 years. They also predicted that due to global warming, 2019 will be the most dangerous year for the body of water. Apparently the chemical only affects human flesh and and organs. That’s why this harbor has been usable for these last couple years, because no one has jumped in the water only used it to dock boats. Now with this turn of events out reporter asked the chemists what would happen to the boy who made this idiotic mistake. The lead chemist, Ronaldo Trumpet, said “First it will feel like your head is about to explode, then your eyes will start working improperly and you will begin to see things upside down, finally your flesh will start to melt and you will experience major vomiting and diarrhea.” When asked about it his brother William had to say “More Xbox for me!” And his Mother, Brenna said “That stupid idiot he screws up everything and doesn’t even get good grades!” That is all on the matter for now and we will update you if anything happens to this very idiotic little boy
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