Sega is Buying Nintendo
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Sega is buying out Nintendo. Due to the success of the Mario games, Sega's C.E.O, Hajime Satomi, made an executive decision to buy out the company. Doug Bowser and Shigeru Miyamoto have agreed to let sega buy them out. Satomi says "It feels so nice to finally get back at Nintendo for stealing the fame from Sonic The Hedgehog." When Reggie Fils-Aimé, Nintendo of America's retired C.E.O heard the news, he started crying. In December of 2020, Sega will make a new game with Nintendo's popular character, Mario. The game will be called Mario Speedrun and it will feature Mario in a Sonic outfit. Not many Nintendo fans are happy about this, but Sega does not care.
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